O perfil de barry james

If you want a good laugh
watch “HOTEL” sunday evening on channel four
It’s a documentry about this hotel
I was there some time ago at a wedding reception
to tell you the truth it’s a bit of a dump

to be even more truthful you could say that about most torquay hotels
they all seem to of stayed somewhere back in the 70s
probably because they are a kind of semi retirement buisness for 60 something people from the midlands or london or shefield who “know how to have a good time”
The programe is a real life version of faulty towers
……Have Fun………….:)

This is the only JD Sports in the country
With an evening wear department…….

viva la france

Me and my girlfreind decided(well not me and my……. but you get the picture) that now we have both graduated from university and are both now teachers
that we would get ourselves on the housing ladder
as the nationwide is the largest building society in the uk we thought
this would be the best place to “get a mortgage”
that was until we were asked the question
Do you have any outstanding borrowings?
yes we do £80,000 between us in student loans

ok so this is 2021

I got me a new mobile phone here on friday
3 mega pixel camara
wi fi
touch screen
black and silver
so why i asked the trendy phone sales chap

does that one cost more than that one
(pointing at the different pretend phones on the wall)"i’am not the one who prices them " he said

so which one do you reccomend’ Marty (looking at his name badge)

the samsung why it’s got a 2 year warrenty

oh yes but if anything goes wrong “they” say no no that’s not included in the warrenty

I don’t work in the warrenty department said Marty

I kinda guessed that Marty

it was’int long before marty had my new phone in a bag 100 times to large for the phone
handing it to me

how do i get it to start then marty I said

you’ll be ok mate it’s not rocket science he said

well i hope NASA arn’t waiting for me to get my phone going before the next lift off ; I thought …………

big sausage rolls, small sausage rolls
pasties cheese and onion, cornish, curry
soup of the day oxtail (no thanks) tomato , chicken (yes please)

water in a bottle, orange in a bottle' coke in a can
get them from the fridge before joining the long lunchtime line of

construction workers ,looking tough
office workers, looking cool
shop workers ,looking sick
head workers , looking everywhere

old women staff looking angry
middle aged women staff looking busy
pretty girl staff looking pretty

"it's Rupert wot done it"

through world wars trials tribulations scandels galore

for over 160 years the paper of the working class people
has kept coming every sunday like the hangover it has helped to cure

but oh no Ruperts not having this
not when it drops on his door mat

What if when Seph Blatter was faced with the recent football blah blah
He decided to stop the game (no more football)

Well Rupert just took the ball back

But just like Seph
It's not his ball to take

so come on referee give him a Red card.......

This place is GREAT right in the heart of little Liverpool

When do i get my tenner.......

I can honesly say i have never paid to get into glastonbury......